Quotes of Grandma - somelinesforyou

“ There are only two families in the world, as a grandmother of mine used to say: the haves and the have-nots. ”

- Miguel de Cervantes

“ Security is the mother of danger and the grandmother of destruction. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ My grandmothers are full of memories,Smelling of soap and onions and wet clay, With veins rolling roughly over quick hands, They have many clean words to say, My grandmothers were strong. ”

- Margaret Walker

“ Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it. ”

- Jeff Foxworthy

“ My parents never told us that our great-grandmothers had been slaves. ”

- Constance Baker Motley

“ I'd hate to meet your grandmother. ”

- Chuck Knox

“ We have become a grandmother. ”

- Margaret Thatcher

“ To reform a man, you must begin with his grandmother. ”

- Victor Hugo

“ My grandmother was a minister as well, which was not that common in the 1930s. ”

- Colin Firth

“ My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ There are only two families in the world, my old grandmother used to say, the Haves and the Have-nots. ”

- Miguel de Cervantes

“ We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence; grandmother was that person to me. ”

- Phyllis Theroux

“ There's no place like home except Grandma's. ”

- Unknown

“ Her old Grannie and subject must be the first to kiss her hand. ”

- Queen Mary

“ I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said 'We saw your movie.' 'Which one?' I said. He shouted 'Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn't like?'. ”

- Brad Pitt

“ One of the most powerful tools for empowering individuals and communities is making certain that any individual who wants to receive a quality education can do so. ”

- Christine Gregoire

“ If nothing is going well, call your grandmother. : Italian Proverb. ”

- Unknown

“ I have a role now that I think becomes me. I am a grandmother. ”

- Gene Tierney

“ Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas — that's what my grandma taught me. ”

- Elizabeth Heller

“ Grandmothers are the people who take delight in hearing babies breathing into the telephone. ”

- Unknown

“ You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches. ”

- Jim Carrey

“ A house needs a grandma in it. ”

- Louisa May Alcott

“ Grandmothers are just antique little girls. ”

- Unknown

“ Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being. ”

- Margaret Mead

“ It is as grandmothers that our mothers come into the fullness of their grace. ”

- Christopher Morley

“ A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television. ”

- Unknown

“ When a child is born, so are grandmothers. ”

- Judith Levy

“ A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. ”

- Woodrow Wilson

“ A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. ”

- Erma Bombeck
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