Quotes of Grease - somelinesforyou

“ If you want a love message to be heard, it has got to be sent out. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it. ”

- Harold Ross

“ Truth may be stretched, but cannot be broken, and always gets above falsehood, as oil does above water. ”

- Miguel de Cervantes

“ Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take. ”

- Josh Billings

“ And the barrel of meal wasted not, neither did the cruse of oil fail, according to the word of the Lord, which he spake by Elijah. ”

- Bible

“ Grease is the only cure for a hangover. ”

- Cameron Diaz

“ The desire for success lubricates secret prostitution's in the soul. ”

- Norman Mailer

“ The shamans are forever yacking about their snake-oil "miracles." I prefer the Real McCoy - a pregnant woman. ”

- Robert Anson Heinlein

“ Cultivate tact for it is the mark of culture... the lubricant of human relations, softening contacts and minimizing friction. ”

- Baltasar Gracian

“ She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth — or anywhere else. ”

- Else Lanchester

“ You ain't no oil paintin' but you are a fascinatin' monster. ”

- Mae West

“ Olive oil... asparagus... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. — Drillers whom Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist in his project to drill for oil in 1859. ”

- Unknown

“ You can't kiss an oil well. ”

- Henry Louis Mencken

“ If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Bring to a boil Add oil Then bomb Ms Roy is author of the God of Small Things. ”

- Arundhati Roy

“ Although I was well past my teenage troubles, our music was specifically designed to lubricate the passage from adolescence to adulthood. ”

- Pete Townshend

“ Study is the bane of childhood, the oil of youth, the indulgence of adulthood, and a restorative in old age. ”

- Walter Landor

“ Formula for success: Rise early, work hard, strike oil. ”

- J. Paul Getty

“ Miss Child is never bashful with butter. ”

- Phil Donahue

“ The words of his mouth are iniquity and deceit: he hath left off to be wise, and to do good. ”

- Bible

“ Day 27 - Bush uses 70,000 gallons of fuel to fly home to deal with the oil crisis. ”

- David Letterman

“ There is no doubt that now, more than ever, we must work to end our dependence on foreign oil sources. But we cannot do so by ignoring the wishes of the coastal communities that oppose drilling. ”

- Elizabeth Dole

“ We want to leave behind our dependence on oil. ”

- Romano Prodi

“ Cheerfulness greases the axles of the world. ”

- Unknown

“ The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced. ”

- Vic Gold

“ It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. ”

- Kehlog Albran

“ Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it! ”

- Davy Crockett

“ Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. ”

- Carry Nation

“ Novels as dull as dishwater, with the grease of random sentiments floating on top. ”

- Italo Calvino

“ Optimism and humor are the grease and glue of life. Without both of them we would never have survived our captivity. ”

- Philip Butler
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