Quotes of Intoxicated - somelinesforyou

“ "My country, right or wrong," is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober.". ”

- G. K. Chesterton

“ Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift… The hangover comes the day after. ”

- Joyce Brothers

“ A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. ”

- Samuel Johnson

“ The eloquent man is he who is no eloquent speaker, but who is inwardly drunk with a certain belief. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ It is better to rise from life as from a banquet — neither thirsty nor drunken. ”

- Aristotle

“ Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get. ”

- Homer

“ A man can hide all things, excepting twain - That he is drunk, and that he is in love. ”

- Antiphanes

“ He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination. ”

- Romano Prodi

“ The bastards have never been bombed like they're going to be bombed this time. ”

- Richard Nixon

“ Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit. ”

- Bible

“ One should always be drunk. That's all that matters.... But with what? With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk. ”

- Charles Baudelaire

“ For he on honey-dew hath fed, And drunk the milk of Paradise. ”

- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

“ I had planned to be a psychology major, but I bombed introductory psychology. ”

- Robert Sternberg

“ Those who say, 'Well, she was just a drunk,' will get an understanding of what her demons were, what drove her and why she was the way she was. ”

- Adrienne Barbeau

“ Lives like a drunken sailor on a mast, Ready with every nod to tumble down. - King Richard III. Act iii. Sc. 4. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. ”

- Joe Garagiola

“ A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. ”

- Jim Bishop

“ Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside! ”

- Morris West

“ And they conspired against him, and stoned him with stones at the commandment of the king in the court of the house of the LORD. ”

- Bible

“ If I had listened to the critics I'd have died drunk in the gutter. ”

- Anton Chekhov

“ He hath never fed of the dainties that are bred in a book; he hath not eat paper, as it were; he hath not drunk ink: his intellect is not replenished; he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Power intoxicates men. When a man is intoxicated by alcohol, he can recover, but when intoxicated by power, he seldom recovers. ”

- James F. Byrnes

“ They were stoned, they were sawn asunder, were tempted, were slain with the sword: they wandered about in sheepskins and goatskins; being destitute, afflicted, and tormented; (Of whom the world was not worthy:) they wandered in deserts, and in mountains, and in dens and caves of the earth. ”

- Bible

“ And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: / With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication. ”

- Bible

“ We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. ”

- David Letterman

“ Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. ”

- Isaac Asimov

“ Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately, and it gives you a lift. The hangover comes the day after. ”

- Dr. Joyce Brothers

“ An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library. ”

- Francis Scott Fitzgerald
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