“ Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself. ”
- H. L. Mencken- Copy
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“ Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass that pays for everything. ”
- Paris Hilton- Copy
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“ Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself. ”
- H.L. Mencken- Copy
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“ Any jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build it. ”
- Sam Rayburn- Copy
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“ Democracy is also a form of religion. It is the worship of jackals by jackasses. ”
- H. L. Mencken- Copy
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“ If a lie is repeated often enough all the dumb jackasses in the world not only get to believe it, they even swear by it. ”
- Billy Boy Franklin- Copy
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“ Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. ”
- Paris Hilton- Copy
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“ Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. ”
- H. L. Mencken- Copy
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“ Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it. ”
- Lyndon B. Johnson- Copy
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