Quotes of Jerk - somelinesforyou

“ An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark — that is critical genius. ”

- Billy Wilder

“ She jerked away from me like a startled fawn might, if I had a startled fawn and it jerked away from me. ”

- Raymond Chandler

“ Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars. ”

- Warren Buffett

“ I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now. ”

- Leonardo DiCaprio

“ Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork? ”

- John McEnroe

“ Anyone who dies with more than $1.15 to his name is a jerk. ”

- Errol Flynn

“ You can ask anybody in the room. My numbers are the worst in here but I'm still a jerk to everybody, yelling at everybody, getting them going. Once I get it back, then I'll be even worse to the guys. ”

- Billy Koch

“ What's the difference between tough love and acting like a jerk? ”

- Ricki Lake

“ The computer is a moron. ”

- Peter Drucker

“ Man 1: Where are you from? Man 2: From a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions. Man 1: Okay, where are you from, jackass? ”

- Unknown

“ I will not play at tug o' war I'd rather play at hug o' war, Where everyone hugs Instead of tugs. ”

- Shel Silverstein

“ I'm going to laugh and jeer and wiggle my ears at your death throes... You can OD on religion or dope or war or toadburgers, for all I care. ”

- Harlan Ellison

“ Better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime. ”

- Robert De Niro

“ Bob Marley isn't my name. I don't even know my name yet. ”

- Bob Marley

“ The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron. ”

- Ted Rall

“ Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying? ”

- Chuck Palahniuk

“ It was the basilica of gossip, the Vatican of inside dope. ”

- Robert Hughes

“ People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt. ”

- Robert Anson Heinlein

“ Hemingway was a jerk. ”

- Harold Robbins

“ My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked. ”

- Peter Stack

“ The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative. ”

- Edward Abbey

“ On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. ”

- H. Allen Smith

“ Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman. ”

- William F. Buckley Jr.

“ Men are jerks. Women are psychotic. ”

- Kilgore Trout

“ Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out of you. ”

- Denise Dobbs

“ You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk. ”

- George Clooney

“ There are two things I know about life… Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever. ”

- Lewis Black

“ In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks. ”

- Chris Patten

“ People should realize we're jerks just like them. ”

- Edward de Bono

“ In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. ”

- Scott Adams
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