“ She jerked away from me like a startled fawn might, if I had a startled fawn and it jerked away from me. ”
- Raymond Chandler- Copy
- 477
“ Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars. ”
- Warren Buffett- Copy
- 2.3K
“ I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now. ”
- Leonardo DiCaprio- Copy
- 4K
“ Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork? ”
- John McEnroe- Copy
- 3.4K
“ You can ask anybody in the room. My numbers are the worst in here but I'm still a jerk to everybody, yelling at everybody, getting them going. Once I get it back, then I'll be even worse to the guys. ”
- Billy Koch- Copy
- 2.6K
“ I will not play at tug o' war I'd rather play at hug o' war, Where everyone hugs Instead of tugs. ”
- Shel Silverstein- Copy
- 2.1K
“ I'm going to laugh and jeer and wiggle my ears at your death throes... You can OD on religion or dope or war or toadburgers, for all I care. ”
- Harlan Ellison- Copy
- 2.7K
“ The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron. ”
- Ted Rall- Copy
- 3.6K
“ Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying? ”
- Chuck Palahniuk- Copy
- 2K
“ People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt. ”
- Robert Anson Heinlein- Copy
- 963
“ The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative. ”
- Edward Abbey- Copy
- 3.8K
“ On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. ”
- H. Allen Smith- Copy
- 31
“ Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman. ”
- William F. Buckley Jr.- Copy
- 928
“ Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out of you. ”
- Denise Dobbs- Copy
- 3.8K
“ You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk. ”
- George Clooney- Copy
- 2.4K
“ There are two things I know about life… Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever. ”
- Lewis Black- Copy
- 2.3K
“ In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks. ”
- Chris Patten- Copy
- 362
“ In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. ”
- Scott Adams- Copy
- 2.7K
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