Quotes of Jerry - somelinesforyou

“ If Jerry Brown is the answer, it must be a very peculiar question. ”

- Sen Lloyd Bentsen

“ Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything. ”

- Michael Bamberger

“ Hell and damnation, life is such fun with a ragged greatcoat and a Jerry gun! ”

- Alexander Blok

“ Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. ”

- Lyndon B. Johnson

“ You know, it's cigarettes that killed Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes. ”

- John Mellencamp

“ Every day before school, I would bang away on Czerny, Bach, Beethoven and Mozart-and throw in a little Jerry Lee Lewis when I thought no one was around to correct me. ”

- Lamar Alexander

“ My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy. ”

- Roseanne Barr

“ Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors. ”

- Bernie Mac

“ It's grown into a personal relationship, yeah. I'm crazy about Jerry. I think he's a unique character. ”

- Jon Voight

“ Golf takes me out of the crap of a sick world. Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer. ”

- James Woods
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