“ My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself. ”
- Maya Angelou- Copy
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“ Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a "joke.". ”
- Ambrose Bierce- Copy
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“ It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh. ”
- Malcolm Muggeridge- Copy
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“ For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn? ”
- Jane Austen- Copy
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“ Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ”
- George Bernard Shaw- Copy
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“ Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. ”
- George Orwell- Copy
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“ If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
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“ Every witticism is an inexact thought; that which is perfectly true is imperfectly witty. ”
- Walter Savage Landor- Copy
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“ Sometimes I go off and er.....(laughs with people laughing in the background)...I er.......(laughs)......I may just go off now as a matter of fact. ”
- Brent Spiner- Copy
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“ A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. ”
- Arnold H. Glasow- Copy
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“ Every time a woman makes herself laugh at her husband's often told jokes she betrays him. The man who looks at his woman and says "What would I do without you?" is already destroyed. ”
- Germaine Greer- Copy
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“ In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before. ”
- Frank Dane- Copy
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“ Though Nestor swear the jest be laughable. - The Merchant of Venice. Act i. Sc. 1. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
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“ If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. ”
- Helen Giangregorio- Copy
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“ The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself. ”
- Johann Friedrich von Schiller- Copy
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“ Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman. ”
- Carey Williams- Copy
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“ The funniest line in English is ''Get it?'' When you say that, everyone chortles. ”
- Garrison Keillor- Copy
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“ The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ”
- Eric Blair- Copy
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“ An epigram is the marriage of wit and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce. ”
- Evan Esar- Copy
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“ A man of remarkable genius may afford to pass by a piece of wit, if it happen to border on abuse. A little genius is obliged to catch at every witticism indiscriminately. ”
- William Shenstone- Copy
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