“ As your attorney i advise you to take a hit out of the small brown bottle in my shaving kit. ”
- Hunter S. Thompson- Copy
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“ What's the use of worrying? It never was worth while, so pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag, and smile, smile, smile. ”
- George Asaf- Copy
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“ My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy. ”
- Roseanne Barr- Copy
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“ Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. ”
- Billy Connolly- Copy
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