“ I opened the door for a lot of people, and they just ran through and left me holding the knob. ”
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“ Do not free the camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. ”
- Gilbert K. Chesterton- Copy
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“ We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare. ”
- Uta Hagen- Copy
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“ If I don't get the goose-bump factor when I'm reading it than I can't do it. ”
- Russell Crowe- Copy
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“ If a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't bump his behind every time he hopped. ”
- Don King- Copy
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“ The only thing that matters is what happens on the little hump out in the middle of the field. ”
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“ Strange how the older generations can't program a VCR if their life depended on it, but they managed to operate the climate contol system of their 1958 Ramblers, which consisted of six unmarked knobs, one labeled "AirFloMatic" in unreadable cursive script, and four levers underneath the dash, which you had to turn, then pull. ”
- Dan Tasman- Copy
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