“ You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. ”
- Michael Pritchard- Copy
- 2.1K
“ Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. ”
- Cullen Hightower- Copy
- 1.3K
“ I won't lie. I tried to lie to a girl about my age. She started laughing right in my face and said, I know more about you than you do. That's not good. ”
- Robert Evans- Copy
- 3.6K
“ When you have a child, it really frees your emotions, but it's so overwhelming you feel like going, Ow, don't make me feel so much. I'm going to cry if you keep laughing. That kind of thing. ”
- David Duchovny- Copy
- 2.6K
“ The reason there's a penalty for laughing in court is that otherwise the jury would never be able to hear the evidence. ”
- Samuel Clemens- Copy
- 2.8K
“ Laughing at ourselves is possible when we are able to see humanity as it is- a little lower than the angels and at times only slightly higher than the apes. ”
- Tom Mullen- Copy
- 2.4K
“ There comes a time when suddenly you realize that laughter is something you remember and that you were the one laughing. ”
- Marlene Dietrich- Copy
- 2.7K
“ The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. ”
- Oliver Goldsmith- Copy
- 670
“ An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
- 1.1K
“ The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off. ”
- Ron White- Copy
- 2.2K
“ It is of immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves. ”
- Katherine Mansfield- Copy
- 2K
“ Sometimes when you smile, it's not because you're happy. It's because you're strong. ”
- Pamela Anderson- Copy
- 1.2K
“ I have perceiv'd that to be with those I like is enough, to stop in company with the rest at evening is enough, to be surrounded by beautiful, curious, breathing, laughing flesh is enough. ”
- Walt Whitman- Copy
- 2.4K
“ You can increase your brain power three- to fivefold simply by laughing and having fun before working on a problem. ”
- Doug Hall- Copy
- 287
“ I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke. ”
- Spike Milligan- Copy
- 620
“ Doing that hunt scene was really quite demanding. I actually broke a rib during that scene. And then all the scenes after that became quite challenging, just breathing and laughing. ”
- Guy Pearce- Copy
- 3.4K
“ I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself. ”
- Yoko Ono- Copy
- 3.9K
“ Oh, for boyhood's painless play, sleep that wakes in laughing day, health that mocks the doctor's rules, knowledge never learned of schools. ”
- John Greenleaf Whittier- Copy
- 3.8K
“ When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery. ”
- Bill Mauldin- Copy
- 2.8K
“ Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program. ”
- Jeanne Calment- Copy
- 2.1K
“ An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. ”
- Francis Scott Fitzgerald- Copy
- 775
“ When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one. ”
- Lily Tomlin- Copy
- 1K
“ It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man and an ever bigger man to ask why he is laughing. ”
- Jack Handey- Copy
- 1.2K
“ Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths! ”
- Edgar Allen Poe- Copy
- 2K
“ Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less advanced life-forms, and they'll call you crazy. ”
- Richard Bach- Copy
- 3.5K
“ Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot. ”
- Josh Billings- Copy
- 3.1K
“ An epigram is a flashlight of a truth; a witticism, truth laughing at itself. ”
- Minna Thomas Antrim- Copy
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