“ If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg. ”
- Abraham Lincoln- Copy
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“ I would think of more like a frog... big thighs, huge thighs. Kermit thighs. We're going to blend Kermit the Frog with Miss Piggy. This is actually the illegitimate child of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. ”
- George Lucas- Copy
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“ I was a bombadier in WW 2. When you are up 30,000 feet you do not hear the screams or smell the blood or see those without limbs or eyes. It was not til I read Hersey's Hiroshima that I realized what bomber pilots do. ”
- Howard Zinn- Copy
- 784
“ A person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. Like a person with two wooden legs getting another person with two wooden legs to guarantee that he has got two natural legs. It don't make either of them able to do a walking-match. ”
- Charles Dickens- Copy
- 3.4K
“ It is principally for the sake of the leg that a change in the dress of man is so much to be desired. The leg is the best part of the figure and the best leg is the man's. Man should no longer disguise the long lines, the strong forms, in those lengths of piping or tubing that are of all garments the most stupid. ”
- Alice Meynell- Copy
- 1.2K
“ I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. ”
- Henny Youngman- Copy
- 2K
“ College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students - there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks. ”
- H. L. Mencken- Copy
- 979
“ I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs and forty-two-hundred hits. ”
- Pete Rose- Copy
- 419
“ A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinder legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all. ”
- Samuel Johnson- Copy
- 796
“ I've seen many politicians paralyzed in the legs as myself, but I've seen more of them who were paralyzed in the head. ”
- George Wallace- Copy
- 2K
“ You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men. ”
- Max Beerbohm- Copy
- 72
“ For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run his legs off to keep them from being stolen out fom underneath him. ”
- Bertolt Brecht- Copy
- 75
“ There isnothing greater than touching the shore after crossing some great body of water knowing that I've done it with my own two arms and legs. ”
- Diana Nyad- Copy
- 1.5K
“ You can always tell you're in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic leg. ”
- Hugh Elliott- Copy
- 3K
“ Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual sojourn south. Why them and not us? Maybe it's because we humans are meant to be rooted in one spot. ”
- Mitchell Burgess- Copy
- 1.3K
“ Never trust a man with short legs - his brain's too near his bottom. ”
- Noel Coward- Copy
- 3.3K
“ A man thinks as well through his legs and arms as his brain. ”
- Henry David Thoreau- Copy
- 3.1K
“ America fears the unshaven legs, the unshaven men's cheeks, the aroma of perspiration, and the limp prick. Above all it fears the limp prick. ”
- Walter Abish- Copy
- 2K
“ Certes, they been like hounds, for a hound when he cometh by the roses, or by other bushes, though he may nat pisse … he heve up his leg and make a countenance to pisse. ”
- Geoffrey Chaucer- Copy
- 97
“ In the mountains the shortest route is from peak to peak, but for that you must have long legs. Aphorisms should be peaks: and those to whom they are spoken should be big and tall of stature. ”
- Friedrich Nietzsche- Copy
- 2.7K
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