Quotes of Lemonade - somelinesforyou

“ At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. ”

- Emo Phillips

“ We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons. ”

- Alfred E. Neuman

“ If you have a lemon, make lemonade. ”

- Howard Luck Gossage

“ When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. ”

- Dale Carnegie

“ Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemon, make lemonade." Dilbert: "But i'm allergic to citrus." Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, swell up and die.". ”

- Scott Adams
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