Quotes of Lifeguard - somelinesforyou

“ The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. ”

- Steven Wright

“ Someone had got stung by a man-o-war once, and I peed on their leg. That's the extent of my lifeguard experience. That was it. It was a pretty tame beach in many ways. ”

- Jake Gyllenhaal

“ Its idea of "production value" is spending a million dollars dressing up a story that any good writer would throw away. Its vision of the rewarding movie is a vehicle for some glamour-puss with two expressions and eighteen changes of costume, or for some male idol of the muddled millions with a permanent hangover, six worn-out acting tricks, the build of a lifeguard, and the mentality of a chicken-strangler. ”

- Raymond Chandler
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