“ I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late. ”
- Max Kauffman- Copy
- 511
“ It's a marvelous feeling when someone says "I want to do this song of yours" because they've connected to it. That's what I'm after. ”
- Mary Chapin Carpenter- Copy
- 562
“ I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. ”
- Barbara Bush- Copy
- 3.1K
“ An isolated outbreak of virginity is a rash on the face of society. It arouses only pity from the married, and embarrassment from the single. ”
- Charlotte Bingham- Copy
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“ It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can. ”
- George Bernard Shaw- Copy
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“ Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes in between them. ”
- Sydney Smith- Copy
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“ Law and equity are two things which God has joined, but which man has put asunder. ”
- Charles Caleb Colton- Copy
- 1.1K
“ My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes. ”
- Mal Pancoast- Copy
- 433
“ A lady of forty-seven who has been married twenty-seven years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody.'. ”
- James Thurber- Copy
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“ For I no sooner in my heart divin'd My heart, which by a secret harmony Still moves with thine, joined in connection sweet. ”
- John Milton- Copy
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“ Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. ”
- Lewis Grizzard- Copy
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“ That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked. ”
- Bill Cosby- Copy
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“ A young man married is a man that 's marr'd. - All 's Well that Ends Well. Act ii. Sc. 3. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
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“ I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. ”
- Lord Byron- Copy
- 4K
“ No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. ”
- H. L. Mencken- Copy
- 3.1K
“ At every party there are two kinds of people — those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. ”
- Ann Landers- Copy
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“ Once you are married, there is nothing for you, not even suicide, but to be good. ”
- Robert Louis Stevenson- Copy
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“ Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed a little in love now and then. It is something to think of, and it gives her a sort of distinction among her companions. ”
- Jane Austen- Copy
- 3.1K
“ Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too. ”
- Henry Louis Mencken- Copy
- 369
“ Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
- 2.8K
“ Personally, I know nothing about sex because I've always been married. ”
- Zsa Zsa Gabor- Copy
- 3.6K
“ I've surpassed any goal I set for myself as far as my body, my career, and getting married. ”
- Ricki Lake- Copy
- 1.7K
“ His voice no touch of harmony admits, Irregularly deep, and shrill by fits. The two extremes appear like man and wife Coupled together for the sake of strife. ”
- Charles Churchill- Copy
- 2.2K
“ And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. ”
- Spike Milligan- Copy
- 1.3K
“ What's wrong with technology is that it's not connected in any real way with matters of the spirit and of the heart. And so it does blind, ugly things quite by accident and gets hated for that. ”
- Robert Maynard Pirsig- Copy
- 3.2K
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