“ Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a do's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman. ”
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“ I would especially like to recourt the Muse of poetry, who ran off with the mailman four years ago, and drops me only a scribbled postcard from time to time. ”
- John Updike- Copy
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“ Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do … write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail. ”
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