“ We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. ”
- Nick Faldo- Copy
- 1.3K
“ The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. ”
- Ann Landers- Copy
- 1.3K
“ Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too. ”
- Henry Louis Mencken- Copy
- 2.6K
“ Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. ”
- H. L. Mencken- Copy
- 767
“ I've been married three times — and each time I married the right person. ”
- Margaret Mead- Copy
- 3.5K
“ My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes. ”
- Mal Pancoast- Copy
- 3.3K
“ Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. ”
- Oscar Wilde- Copy
- 2K
“ There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about. ”
- Oscar Wilde- Copy
- 3.7K
“ I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life. ”
- Charles Bukowski- Copy
- 2.2K
“ We're just a married couple having fun. There's no big deal what a married couple get up to in the privacy of their own home. But yes, there is a pole for Zoe to lapdance. ”
- Norman Cook- Copy
- 3.3K
“ I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink. ”
- George Jean Nathan- Copy
- 766
“ There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. ”
- Oscar Wilde- Copy
- 1.6K
“ Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry? ”
- Denis Leary- Copy
- 3.7K
“ Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths. ”
- Bertrand Russell- Copy
- 2.1K
“ There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. ”
- Clint Eastwood- Copy
- 3.8K
“ I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ”
- Rita Rudner- Copy
- 1.3K
“ A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it. ”
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh- Copy
- 2.5K
“ I find, by experience, that the mind and the body are more than married, for they are most intimately united; and when one suffers, the other sympathizes. ”
- Earl of Chesterfield- Copy
- 1.6K
“ The only really happy folk are married women and single men. ”
- Henry Louis Mencken- Copy
- 3.3K
“ I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me. ”
- Elayne Boosler- Copy
- 634
“ Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really smart. ”
- Becky Rodenbeck- Copy
- 1.3K
“ I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. ”
- Bette Midler- Copy
- 3K
“ Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. ”
- Zsa Zsa Gabor- Copy
- 1.1K
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