Quotes of Maternity - somelinesforyou

“ If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ I was a pregnant vixen. ”

- Heather Locklear

“ Weight loss after pregnancy is safe but requires attention and guidelines. ”

- Debbie Meyer

“ I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha! ”

- Jessica Simpson

“ Being pregnant is a very boring six months. I am not particularly maternal. It's an occupational hazard of being a wife. ”

- Princess Anne

“ It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing. ”

- Angelina Jolie

“ It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. ”

- Richard J. Ferris

“ When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you'll never get back in shape. ”

- Charisma Carpenter

“ The breasts go first, and then the waist and then the butt. Nobody ever tells you that you get a butt when you get pregnant. ”

- Elle MacPherson

“ Being a mother means that your heart is no longer yours; it wanders wherever your children do. ”

- Unknown

“ God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics. ”

- Martin H. Fischer

“ Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you. ”

- Dorothy Parker

“ The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. ”

- Osho

“ How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon? ”

- Rita Rudner

“ Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive. ”

- Ogden Nash

“ Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive. ”

- Don Herold

“ Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive. ”

- Evan Esar

“ There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile. ”

- Honore de Balzac

“ A mother is a mother still, The holiest thing alive. ”

- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

“ War is to man what maternity is to a woman. From a philosophical and doctrinal viewpoint, I do not believe in perpetual peace. ”

- Benito Mussolini

“ Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife. ”

- Queen Victoria

“ Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ Making a decision to have a child — it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ”

- Elizabeth Stone

“ These wretched babies don't come until they are ready. ”

- Queen Elizabeth

“ These wretched babies don't come until they are ready. ”

- Elizabeth I

“ Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant. ”

- Jim Cole

“ There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child. ”

- Henry Ward Beecher

“ Childbearing is glorified in part because women die from it. ”

- Andrea Dworkin

“ Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you. ”

- Dorothy Parker

“ Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. ”

- Rita Rudner
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