“ I can boil a kettle for a pot noodle and have been known to warm up some food in the microwave but cookery is definitely not one of my specialties. ”
- Michael J. Owen- Copy
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“ I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
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“ I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
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“ The packaging for a microwavable microwave dinner is programmed for a shelf life of maybe six months, a cook time of two minutes and a landfill dead-time of centuries. ”
- David Wann- Copy
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