“ When I was a kid and got in trouble, I'd always say, Mom, I'm in trouble. Well, Mom, I'm in trouble. ”
- Earl Campbell- Copy
- 3.7K
“ When love is gone, there's always justice.And when justice is gone, there's always force.And when force is gone, there's always Mom.Hi, Mom! ”
- Laurie Anderson- Copy
- 2.2K
“ I'm a '70s mom, and my daughter is a '90s mom. I know a lot of women my age who are real computer freaks. ”
- Florence Henderson- Copy
- 3.3K
“ I believe that always, or almost always, in all childhoods and in all the lives that follow them, the mother represents madness. Our mothers always remain the strangest, craziest people we've ever met. ”
- Marguerite Duras- Copy
- 3.4K
“ We were TP-ing a friend's house, and we took a giant bag of shredded paper and put it all over the lawn. But my mom drove us. We put it all over the lawn, and it took them a week to get it all out. ”
- Alexa Vega- Copy
- 3.8K
“ My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend. ”
- Rodney Dangerfield- Copy
- 1.1K
“ Water is life's mater and matrix, mother and medium. There is no life without water. ”
- Albert Szent Gyorgyi- Copy
- 164
“ When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half. ”
- Gracie Allen- Copy
- 687
“ When mom found my diaphragm, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat. ”
- Liz Winston- Copy
- 2.7K
“ I didn't grow up in a mom-and-pop, Ozzie and Harriet type of environment, but who did? ”
- Lucinda Williams- Copy
- 1.9K
“ The first time that I got to a set, which was As the World Turns, I said to my mom, God, it's so small. Where are all the animals and the horses and the donkeys. ”
- Emily Rossum- Copy
- 2.9K
“ Anything my father did for me or gave me was done out of love. I'm sure I had moments when I was a snot. But my mom was there to smack me back to the other side. ”
- Lisa Marie Presley- Copy
- 3.7K
“ Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Moms. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. ”
- William Penn- Copy
- 280
“ I think while all mothers deal with feelings of guilt, working mothers are plagued by guilt on steroids. ”
- Arianna Huffington- Copy
- 1.7K
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