Quotes of Monday - somelinesforyou

“ On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. ”

- H. Allen Smith

“ Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’ ”

- Unknown

“ Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness. ”

- Unknown

“ Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays. ”

- Unknown

“ I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday. ”

- Unknown

“ God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend. ”

- Unknown

“ Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really. ”

- Arthur Darvill

“ Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life! ”

- Unknown

“ Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code. ”

- Dan Salomon

“ Monday must be a man, it comes too quickly. ”

- Unknown

“ All men tend to become angry and irritated on the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life. ”

- Venus Rivers

“ Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here. ”

- Unknown

“ I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays. ”

- Leggy Saul

“ Monday, Monday. Can’t trust that day. ”

- The Mamas and The Papas

“ Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year! ”

- David Dweck

“ On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what? ”

- A.A. Hodge

“ Oh! Yeah I have to go to work on Mondays and yes every one hates Mondays. But i look at it a little differently. I don’t have to work, I GET to work. I am blessed to have a job while many don’t have one. ”

- Dinky Manuel

“ Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.
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- Jarod Kintz

“ Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues. ”

- Rolland Mars

“ Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby? ”

- Unknown

“ If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes. ”

- Thomas Wayne

“ Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason. ”

- Garry Moll

“ Why is monday so far from friday but friday so close from monday? ”

- Unknown

“ Monday is the root of all evil. ”

- Unknown

“ There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays. ”

- Unknown

“ Freak out cause its monday again. ”

- Unknown

“ The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays. ”

- Unknown

“ If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you Thursday — so much is true. ”

- Edna St. Vincent Millay

“ On Monday, President Bush will reach his 100th day in office. It's a big milestone for him, surpassed all expectations. In fact, so has Dick Cheney. Cheney was only supposed to make it to day 73. ”

- Jay Leno

“ The theater went from just weekend shows to Wednesday and Thursday also. ”

- Irwin Shaw
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