“ Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. ”
- Malcolm De Chazal- Copy
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“ Some say that AIDS came from the monkeys, and I doubt that because we have been living with monkeys from time immemorial, others say it was a curse from God, but I say it cannot be that. ”
- Wangari Maathai- Copy
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“ I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents. ”
- Prince of Wales Charles- Copy
- 1.2K
“ Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey. ”
- Bill Gates- Copy
- 3.2K
“ While Darwinian Man, though well-behaved. At best is only a monkey shaved! ”
- William Gilbert- Copy
- 2.3K
“ I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What could I say? I felt like de Kooning, who was asked to comment on a certain abstract painting, and answered in the negative. He was then told it was the work of a celebrated monkey… ”
- Igor Stravinsky- Copy
- 3.7K
“ We worship not the Graces, nor the Parcae, but Fashion. She spins and weaves and cuts with full authority. The head monkey at Paris puts on a traveler's cap, and all the monkeys in America do the same. ”
- Henry David Thoreau- Copy
- 1.9K
“ If hooking a car battery up to a monkey's brain will help find the cure for AIDS and save somebody's life, I have two things to say… the red is positive and the black is negative. ”
- Nick Dipaolo- Copy
- 833
“ The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail. ”
- Jean Claude Duvalier- Copy
- 3.9K
“ Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. ”
- Winston Churchill- Copy
- 326
“ Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare! ”
- Blair Houghton- Copy
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“ There are 193 species of monkeys and apes, 192 of them are covered with hair. The exception is a naked ape self-named Homo sapiens. ”
- Desmond Morris- Copy
- 3.1K
“ I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I'm like a monkey when I get tickled - woo-hoo! ”
- Tara Reid- Copy
- 2.6K
“ Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind. ”
- Donald Rumsfeld- Copy
- 2.9K
“ If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
- 2.9K
“ We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. ”
- Robert Wilensky- Copy
- 3K
“ I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections. ”
- William Congreve- Copy
- 2.5K
“ An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. ”
- Charles Darwin- Copy
- 2.7K
“ Artistic genius is an expansion of monkey imitativeness. ”
- William Winwood Reade- Copy
- 3.8K
“ Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will the result of my action be a blessing or a heavy burden? ”
- Alfred A. Montapert- Copy
- 2.7K
“ We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special. ”
- Stephen Hawking- Copy
- 3.4K
“ Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage. ”
- H. L. Mencken- Copy
- 1.5K
“ We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. ”
- Robert Wilensky- Copy
- 247
“ An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. ”
- Charles Darwin- Copy
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