“ Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are. ”
- Louisa May Alcott- Copy
- 1.2K
“ The baby is fine, the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson. ”
- Woody Allen- Copy
- 3.4K
“ I don't know any parents that look into the eyes of a newborn baby and say, "How can we screw this kid up?". ”
- Russell Bishop- Copy
- 44
“ Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. ”
- Samuel Hoffenstein- Copy
- 895
“ Where did you come from, baby dear? Out of the Everywhere and into here. ”
- George MacDonald- Copy
- 1.7K
“ I have admired W.C. Fields since the day he advanced upon Baby LeRoy with an ice pick. Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. ”
- Curt Rosten- Copy
- 3.8K
“ I'm a vampire, babe,suckin' bloodfrom the earthI'm a vampire, baby,suckin' bloodfrom the earth.Well, I'm a vampire, babe,sell you twenty barrels worth.Good times are comin'. ”
- Neil Young- Copy
- 1.9K
“ The baby figure of the giant mass Of things to come. - Troilus and Cressida. Act i. Sc. 3. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
- 178
“ Roger. Clear the tower. I got a pitch and a roll program, and this baby's really going. ”
- Pete Conrad- Copy
- 3.7K
“ Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. ”
- Jean Kerr- Copy
- 245
“ When you have a baby, you set off an explosion in your marriage, and when the dust settles, your marriage is different from what it was. Not better, necessarily; not worse, necessarily; but different. ”
- Nora Ephron- Copy
- 3K
“ There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place. ”
- Virginia Kelley- Copy
- 1K
“ Do not say, "It is morning," and dismiss it with a name of yesterday. See it for the first time as a newborn child that has no name. ”
- Rabindranath Tagore- Copy
- 2.6K
“ Do not say, 'It is morning,' and dismiss it with a name of yesterday. See it for the first time as a newborn child that has no name. ”
- Rabindranath Tagore- Copy
- 2.3K
“ There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies. ”
- Winston Churchill- Copy
- 2.9K
“ Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once. ”
- Dr. Norman Vincent Peale- Copy
- 3.7K
“ War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands. ”
- H. L. Mencken- Copy
- 2.9K
“ War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands. ”
- H.L. Mencken- Copy
- 2.1K
“ A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. ”
- Ronald Knox- Copy
- 68
“ Is it not strange, that an infant should be heir of the whole world, and see those mysteries which the books of the learned never unfold? ”
- Thomas Traherne- Copy
- 3.5K
“ It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't. ”
- Barbara Kingsolver- Copy
- 927
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