“ It is not heroin or cocaine that makes one an addict, it is the need to escape from a harsh reality. There are more television addicts, more baseball and football addicts, more movie addicts, and certainly more alcohol addicts in this country than there are narcotics addicts. ”
- Shirley Chisholm- Copy
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“ If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas? ”
- Don Meredith- Copy
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“ If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there. ”
- Tom Peters- Copy
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“ Just as every conviction begins as a whim so does every emancipator serve his apprenticeship as a crank. A fanatic is a great leader who is just entering the room. ”
- Heywood Broun- Copy
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“ If I try a boardslide down a 14-stair handrail, I could rack my nuts. ”
- Bam Margera- Copy
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“ The bottom line is, there have been a lot of nuts elected to the United States Senate. ”
- Charles Grassley- Copy
- 2.9K
“ We'd go to the fraternity house. It was a good place to practice. But we really wanted the kids to overhear us. And whoever heard us would go nuts over it. ”
- Art Garfunkel- Copy
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“ Paul is a very creative artist but I'm more that thorough, meticulous, disciplined nut. ”
- Art Garfunkel- Copy
- 3K
“ I couldn't care less about who sees my bits… My friends asked how I could do scenes like that and not get excited, but it wasn't like that. My bits looked the size of a cashew nut! ”
- Colin Farrell- Copy
- 3.8K
“ Well, if it's the audience is a bit lagging we kick them in the nuts until they wake up! ”
- Bruce Dickinson- Copy
- 3.3K
“ The most dangerous madmen are those created by religion, and people whose aim is to disrupt society always know how to make good use of them on occasion. ”
- Denis Diderot- Copy
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“ The goose that lays the golden eggs likes to lay where there are eggs already. ”
- Charles Haddon Spurgeon- Copy
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“ Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? ”
- Clifford Stoll- Copy
- 2.8K
“ I am discounting reports of UFOs. Why would they appear only to cranks and weirdos? ”
- Stephen Hawking- Copy
- 2.3K
“ Not everybody is comfortable with the idea that politics is a guilty addiction. But it is. They are addicts, and they are guilty and they do lie and cheat and steal — like all junkies. ”
- Hunter S. Thompson- Copy
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“ I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all. ”
- Mitch Hedberg- Copy
- 2.8K
“ EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort. ”
- Ambrose Bierce- Copy
- 2.8K
“ They say dreams are the windows of the soul — take a peek and you can see the inner workings, the nuts and bolts. ”
- Henry Bromel- Copy
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“ There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president. ”
- Kurt Vonnegut- Copy
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