“ One out of forty American men wears women's clothing. We've had more than forty presidents. One of these guys has been dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress. ”
- Allison Janney- Copy
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“ You really have to experience the feeling of being with the president in the oval office. … It's a disease I came to call Ovalitis. ”
- John Dean- Copy
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“ Unlike with Reagan and Bush, who seemed groomed for this kind of thing, you get the feeling with Clinton that every now and then, he closes the shades of the Oval Office, locks the door, and screams, 'Whoa! This is really cool! ”
- Mike Tilford- Copy
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“ I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone… ”
- George Carlin- Copy
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