“ In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. ”
- John Churton Collins- Copy
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“ Wives are young men's mistresses; companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. ”
- Francis Bacon- Copy
- 1.4K
“ An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. ”
- Agatha Christie- Copy
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“ Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife. ”
- Benjamin Franklin- Copy
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“ Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, the the other, to let her have it. ”
- Lyndon B. Johnson- Copy
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“ And while the wicket falls behind Her steps, I thought if I could find A wife I need not blush to show I've little further now to go. ”
- William Barnes- Copy
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“ There are three faithful friends; an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. ”
- Benjamin Franklin- Copy
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“ As good luck would have it, comes in one Mistress Page, gives intelligence of Ford's approach, and in her invention, and Ford's wife's distraction, they conveyed me into a buck-basket. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
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“ My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. ”
- Rodney Dangerfield- Copy
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“ My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes. ”
- Mal Pancoast- Copy
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“ As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. ”
- Roseanne Barr- Copy
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“ When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband! ”
- Shana Alexander- Copy
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“ In the old days, one married a wife; now one forms a company with a female partner, or moves in to live with a friend. And then one seduces the partner, or defiles the friend. ”
- Johan August Strindberg- Copy
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“ If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. ”
- Ogden Nash- Copy
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“ Tester I 'll have in pouch, when thou shalt lack, Base Phrygian Turk! - The Merry Wives of Windsor. Act i. Sc. 3. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
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“ If women believed in their husbands, they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish. ”
- H. L. Mencken- Copy
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“ My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. ”
- George Bernard Shaw- Copy
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“ He that hath a wife and children hath given hostages to fortune. ”
- Francis Bacon- Copy
- 1.2K
“ The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. ”
- Ann Bancroft- Copy
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“ Such duty as the subject owes the prince, Even such a woman oweth to her husband. - The Taming of the Shrew. Act v. Sc. 2. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
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“ I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'. ”
- Henry Youngman- Copy
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“ It is better to have loved your wife than never to have loved at all. ”
- Edgar Saltus- Copy
- 2.9K
“ The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. ”
- Shirley MacLaine- Copy
- 2.4K
“ It appears that ordinary men take wives because possession is not possible without marriage, and that ordinary women accept husbands because marriage is not possible without possession. ”
- Thomas Hardy- Copy
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