“ Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. ”
- Tim Allen- Copy
- 2.9K
“ A penny saved is not a penny earned if at the end of the day you still owe a quarter. ”
- Mary Landrieu- Copy
- 2.9K
“ When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? ”
- George Carlin- Copy
- 3.3K
“ A woman's two cents worth is worth two cents in the music business. ”
- Loretta Lynn- Copy
- 1.4K
“ Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. ”
- Josh Billings- Copy
- 2.2K
“ I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside. ”
- Ken Dodd- Copy
- 3.3K
“ It may be a penny for your thoughts, but it is now a quarter for your voice. ”
- Esther B. Fein- Copy
- 563
“ I'm sort of in for a penny, in for a pound with Star Trek, It's my life at this point. To deny it would just be foolish. ”
- Johnathan Frakes- Copy
- 325
“ Ambassadors cropped up like hay, Prime Ministers and such as they grew like asparagus in May, and dukes were three a penny. ”
- William Gilbert- Copy
- 1.9K
“ Few people know so clearly what they want. Most people can't even think what to hope for when they throw a penny in a fountain. ”
- Barbara Kingsolver- Copy
- 349
“ Write that down, the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence. ”
- Lewis Carroll- Copy
- 1.8K
“ Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents. ”
- Marilyn Monroe- Copy
- 2.1K
“ A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it close enough to your eye. ”
- Samuel Grafton- Copy
- 2.2K
“ There was a young woman named Jenny, Whose limericks weren't worth a penny. Her rhythm and rhyme Were perfectly fine But whenever she tried to write any, She always had one line too many. ”
- Anonymous- Copy
- 368
“ We notice things that don't work. We don't notice things that do. We notice computers, we don't notice pennies. We notice e-book readers, we don't notice books. ”
- Douglas Adams- Copy
- 805
“ If you look after the pennies, the dollars will look after themselves. ”
- J. Paul Getty- Copy
- 1.7K
“ All lovely things will have an ending, All lovely things will fade and die; And youth, that's now so bravely spending, Will beg a penny by and by. ”
- Conrad Aiken- Copy
- 2.2K
“ Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. ”
- Francis Bacon- Copy
- 1.9K
“ Genius is personality with a penny's worth of talent. Error which chances to rise above the commonplace. ”
- Pablo Picasso- Copy
- 2.2K
“ Nothing is cheap which is superfluous, for what one does not need, is dear at a penny. ”
- Plutarch- Copy
- 724
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