“ They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts. ”
- William E. Geist- Copy
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“ The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. ”
- Bryan Miller- Copy
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“ Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good. ”
- Alice May Brock- Copy
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“ Most dear actors, eat no onions nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
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“ Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go. ”
- Erma Bombeck- Copy
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“ Nose, nose, jolly red nose, / And who gave thee this jolly red nose?... / Nutmegs and ginger, cinnamon and cloves, / And they gave me this jolly red nose. ”
- Francis Beaumont- Copy
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