“ We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words. ”
- Anna Sewell- Copy
- 2.8K
“ I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. ”
- August Strindberg- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. ”
- Charles M. Schulz- Copy
- 1.2K
“ It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? ”
- Eleanor H. Porter- Copy
- 121
“ If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. ”
- Fran Lebowitz- Copy
- 1K
“ No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. ”
- Fran Lebowitz- Copy
- 634
“ Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. ”
- George Eliot- Copy
- 2.1K
“ Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ”
- Jeff Valdez- Copy
- 989
“ Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. ”
- Joe Gores- Copy
- 229
“ My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. ”
- Joe Weinstein- Copy
- 1.3K
“ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
- 2.1K
“ We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us. ”
- Maurice Maeterlinck- Copy
- 2.3K
“ I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ”
- Rita Rudner- Copy
- 2.7K
“ A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. ”
- Robert Benchley- Copy
- 1.2K
“ I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ”
- Sir Winston Churchill- Copy
- 1.5K
“ Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. ”
- Sue Murphy- Copy
- 498
- 1