Quotes of Pizza - somelinesforyou

“ I eat pizza because you are what you eat and I want to be the best thing ever. ”

- Unknown

“ Pizza tastes as good as being skinny feels. ”

- Lauren Leto

“ There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. ”

- Kevin James

“ I love my pizza so much, in fact, that I have come to believe in my delirium that my pizza might actually love me, in return. I am having a relationship with this pizza, almost an affair. ”

- Elizabeth Gilbert

“ Pizza is a lot like sex. Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. ”

- Unknown

“ The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m. ”

- Charles Pierce

“ The devil came to me last night and asked what I wanted in exchange for my soul. I still can’t believe I said pizza. Friggin’ cravings. ”

- Marc Ostroff

“ Make pizza, not war. No matter how you slice it, that’s wise. ”

- Jarod Kintz

“ Pre. heat the oven? Really? If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn’t be eating this Totino’s Party Pizza in the first place. ”

- Adam Peterson

“ Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. ”

- Bill Murray

“ I think of dieting, then I eat pizza. ”

- Lara Stone

“ Pizza makes me think that anything is possible. ”

- Henry Rollins

“ Cold beer & pizza are spiritual. ”

- Betsy Cañas Garmon

“ Pizza is like the entire food pyramid! ”

- Madeline Oles

“ Fitness? More like fitness whole pizza in my mouth. ”

- Unknown

“ Lovers… Ugh. The word bums me out. Unless it’s between ‘meat’ and ‘pizza’. ”

- Liz Lemon

“ I’m not sure what makes pepperoni so good — if it’s the pepper or the oni. ”

- S.A. Sachs

“ I don’t cook… Not as long as they still deliver pizza. ”

- Tiger Woods

“ Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. ”

- G.K. Chesterton

“ Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza. ”

- Andrew W.K.

“ I wish you would stop being useless and start being pizza. ”

- Unknown

“ Pizza is my boyfriend. ”

- Unknown

“ Yeah, relationships are pretty cool, but have you ever heard of pizza? ”

- Unknown

“ Say no to drugs and yes to pizza. ”

- Unknown

“ You had me at pizza. ”

- Unknown

“ When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore! ”

- Jack Brooks

“ Why can’t someone look at me the way I look at pizza? ”

- Unknown

“ If pizza brings you joy, then by all means, love that pizza like your life depends on it. Because it does. ”

- Andrew W.K.

“ You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six. ”

- Yogi Berra

“ If at first you don’t succeed, order pizza. ”

- Unknown
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