“ Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile. ”
- Jack Nicholson- Copy
- 1.9K
“ She changed the White House from a plastic to a crystal bowl. ”
- Letitia Baldrige- Copy
- 2.7K
“ I don't have a problem with someone having plastic surgery, but I think it's crazy for everyone to have the same body. ”
- Eva Green- Copy
- 1.6K
“ The campaign kickoff was so dismal that it needed a plastic surgeon instead of a press agent to put a face on it. ”
- Jane Mayer- Copy
- 1.1K
“ A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy. ”
- Joan Rivers- Copy
- 2.9K
“ I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery. ”
- Joan Rivers- Copy
- 3K
“ Ecstasy is not really part of the scene we can do on celluloid. ”
- Orson Welles- Copy
- 1.6K
“ There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic. ”
- Lily Tomlin- Copy
- 3.2K
“ You are cautious in showing your true self to others. Have you thought about plastic surgery? ”
- Dr. Squid- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Creative power, is that receptive attitude of expectancy which makes a mold into which the plastic and as yet undifferentiated substance can flow and take the desired form. ”
- Thomas Troward- Copy
- 3.3K
“ She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. ”
- Groucho Marx- Copy
- 1.4K
“ We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head. ”
- Dennis Miller- Copy
- 945
“ Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery. ”
- Joan Rivers- Copy
- 3.3K
“ The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side. ”
- Hunter S. Thompson- Copy
- 2.9K
“ On leaf of palm, on sedge-wrought roll; on plastic clay and leather scroll, man wrote his thoughts; the ages passed, and lo! the Press was found at last! ”
- John Greenleaf Whittier- Copy
- 2.5K
“ The plastic virtues: purity, unity, and truth, keep nature in subjection. ”
- Guillaume Apollinaire- Copy
- 1.3K
“ You know you've made it when you've been moulded in miniature plastic. But you know what children do with Barbie dolls - it's a bit scary, actually. ”
- Cate Blanchett- Copy
- 22
“ If you go out to Hollywood you'll find a lot of fantastic plastic people there in the business and a lot of people in life generally. They find it so hard to be themselves that they have to be plastic. ”
- Jimmy Cliff- Copy
- 3.5K
“ I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic strip called Plastic Man. His body was elastic and he could make his extremeties as long as he wanted. As a youngster I didn't fully appreciate. But I'm now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies. ”
- Ben Affleck- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Researches reported that they developed a self-healing plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The plastic will change the way airplanes are built and medicine is practiced. In a related story, Joan Rivers will never die. ”
- Tina Fey- Copy
- 2K
“ A number of plastic surgeons are claiming that looking at John Kerry now, as opposed to a few months ago, they believe he's had Botox shots. They claim a number of his worry lines have vanished. They haven't vanished, just Howard Dean is wearing them now. ”
- Jay Leno- Copy
- 1.3K
“ A garden is a complex of aesthetic and plastic intentions; and the plant is, to a landscape artist, not only a plant - rare, unusual, ordinary or doomed to disappearance - but it is also a color, a shape, a volume or an arabesque in itself. ”
- Roberto Burle Marx- Copy
- 699
“ When it comes to cooking, five years ago I felt guilty just adding water. Now I want to bang the tube against the countertop and have a five-course meal pop out. If it comes with plastic silverware and a plate that self-destructs, all the better. ”
- Erma Bombeck- Copy
- 282
“ Studio press agents make up anything they want to, and reporters go along with it. One flack created the legend that I had been blown up in an air crash during the war, and my face had to be put back together by way of plastic surgery. If it is a 'bionic face,' why didn't they do a better job of it? ”
- Jack Palance- Copy
- 1.3K
“ The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason. ”
- Hunter S. Thompson- Copy
- 2.9K
“ Plastic surgery and breast implants are fine for people who want that, if it makes them feel better about who they are. But, it makes these people, actors especially, fantasy figures for a fantasy world. Acting is about being real being honest. ”
- Kate Winslet- Copy
- 1.6K
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