Quotes of Queer - somelinesforyou

“ Where's your will to be weird? ”

- Jim Morrison

“ If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: Hello. Can't work today, still queer. ”

- Robin Tyler

“ My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we *can* suppose. ”

- J.B.S. Haldane

“ All the world is queer save thee and me. And even thou art a little queer. ”

- Sir Robert Owen

“ All the world old is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer. ”

- robert owen

“ It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine, is queerer than we CAN imagine. ”

- J.B.S. Haldane

“ My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose. ”

- John B. S. Haldane

“ Good Americans when they die, go to Paris. ”

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

“ Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic. ”

- Unknown

“ I'll do it very quickly and spontaneously. I expect that it will be slightly strange and bizarre, but catchy at the same time. ”

- Danny Elfman

“ I'm a one-drink woman, two at the most, three I'm under the table, four I'm under the host. ”

- Unknown

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. ”

- Red Skelton

“ All men are homosexual, some turn straight. It must be very odd to be a straight man because your sexuality is hopelessly defensive. It's like an ideal of racial purity. ”

- Derek Jarman

“ Everybody should believe in something — I believe I'll have another drink. ”

- Unknown

“ Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ”

- Bob Rubin

“ I have become a queer mixture of the East and the West, out of place everywhere, at home nowhere. ”

- Jawaharlal Nehru

“ I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest. ”

- Steven Pearl

“ I hope you live to be as old as your jokes. ”

- Unknown

“ My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world, and that's not just my opinion - it's hers. ”

- Unknown

“ Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it. ”

- Unknown

“ We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back. ”

- Bob Hope

“ I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. ”

- Angelina Jolie

“ It sometimes feels like a strange movie, you know, it's all so weird that sometimes I wonder if it is really happening. ”

- Eminem

“ I have a weird life because I live on songwriting royalties, which are a strange income. Sometimes it rains, sometimes it doesn't. ”

- Joe Strummer

“ We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff. ”

- Matt Groening

“ If this work seems so threatening, this is because it isn't simply eccentric or strange, but competent, rigorously argued, and carrying conviction. ”

- Jacques Derrida

“ From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. ”

- Dr. Seuss

“ I might be President by now if it weren't for this 'queer' thing. ”

- Gore Vidal

“ The only queer people are those who don't love anybody. ”

- Rita Mae Brown
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