Quotes of Roommate - somelinesforyou

“ Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'. ”

- Steven Wright

“ Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs. ”

- J.D. Salinger

“ I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would have to be one of my sisters or something. ”

- Katie Holmes

“ My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. ”

- Steven Wright
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