Quotes of Saturday - somelinesforyou

“ A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday. ”

- Thomas Ybarra

“ If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you Thursday — so much is true. ”

- Edna St. Vincent Millay

“ Born on Monday, fair in the face; Born on Tuesday, full of God's grace; Born on Wednesday, sour and sad; Born on Thursday, merry and glad; Born on Friday, worthily given;. ”

- Unknown

“ When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out. ”

- Frank Sinatra

“ We grant no dukedoms to the few, We hold like rights and shall; Equal on Sunday in the pew, On Monday in the mall. For what avail the plough or sail, Or land, or life, if freedom fail? ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again. ”

- Marilyn Monroe

“ I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night. ”

- Woody Allen

“ I didn't have the privilege of knowing Isaiah. And I didn't know the boy that we buried yesterday or the child that we buried on Tuesday and Monday or Sunday or Saturday. But I do know that these were good children. ”

- Bill Owens

“ He who laughs on Friday will weep on Sunday. ”

- Jean Racine

“ If a thing is sinful on Sunday, it is sinful on Friday. ”

- Robert Anson Heinlein

“ John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him. ”

- Nick Faldo

“ Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, Wednesday the best day of all: Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, Saturday no luck at all. ”

- Old English Rhyme

“ Some like sunday some like monday, but i like your birthday.happy birthday my sweetheart. ”

- Unknown

“ And if I loved you Wednesday, well, what is that to you? I do not love you Thursday - so much is true. ”

- Edna St. Vincent Millay

“ The Sabbath was made for man, and not man for the Sabbath. ”

- Unknown

“ Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday? ”

- Kin Hubbard

“ The sabbaths of Eternity. One sabbath deep and wide. ”

- Lord Alfred Tennyson

“ I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday. ”

- Nelson Algren

“ Some men have a Sunday soul, which they screw on in due time, and take off again every Monday morning. ”

- Robert Hall

“ This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. ”

- Douglas Adams

“ The theater went from just weekend shows to Wednesday and Thursday also. ”

- Irwin Shaw

“ On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned. ”

- Christiaan N. Barnard

“ God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. ”

- Sir William Bragg

“ There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning. ”

- Jimmy Buffett

“ Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ”

- Woody Allen

“ How pleasant is Saturday night when I've tried all the week to be good, and not spoke a word that was bad, and obliged everyone that I could. ”

- Nancy Sproat

“ Liverpool can be very lonely on a Saturday night, and it's only Thursday morning. ”

- Paul Angelis

“ Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through. ”

- Anthony Burgess

“ Here's wishing your Black Friday injuries aren't so severe that you can't click a mouse on Cyber Monday. ”

- Unknown

“ Spirituality is the sacred center of which all life comes, including Mondays and Tuesdays and rainy Saturday afternoons in all their mundane and glorious details. ”

- Christina Baldwin
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