Quotes of Shave - somelinesforyou

“ Commuter - one who spends his life in riding to and from his wife; and man who shaves and takes a train, and then rides back to shave again. ”

- Elwyn Brooks White

“ I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night. ”

- Woody Allen

“ There is no such thing as a life of passion any more than a continuous earthquake, or an eternal fever. Besides, who would ever shave themselves in such a state? ”

- Lord Byron

“ The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. ”

- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

“ Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave. ”

- Detroit Journal

“ I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though! ”

- Lee Ryan

“ The best thing about switching from being an actor to being a director is that you don't have to shave or hold your stomach in anymore. ”

- Dick Powell

“ Don't kiss a man who hasn't shaved. ”

- Kevin Kline

“ Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ While Darwinian Man, though well-behaved. At best is only a monkey shaved! ”

- William Gilbert

“ You can't grow a beard if you shave. ”

- Bob Blue

“ Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even die of prostate cancer before we even get a chance to try him, dammit! ”

- Ted Turner

“ There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard. ”

- Jean Cocteau

“ Most people seem to think I'm the kind of guy who shaves with a blowtorch. Actually, I'm bookish and worrisome. ”

- Burt Lancaster

“ Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it! ”

- Davy Crockett

“ Darwinian man, though well behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. ”

- W. S. Gilbert

“ In Penny Lane the barber shaves another customer. ”

- The Beatles

“ The idea of a band nowadays is 5 pretty boys, one with a tattoo, one with a shaved head, and on and on. What the f**k is that? I mean, I like Britney Spears, I think she's pretty, but I'm not from the Mickey Mouse Club-I'm from the Godzilla Club! ”

- Ozzy Osbourne

“ If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the happiness of his life than in giving him a thousand guineas. This sum may be soon spent, the regret only remaining of having foolishly consumed it; but in the other case, he escapes the frequent vexation of waiting for barbers, and of their sometimes dirty fingers, offensive breaths, and dull razors. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ An average English word is four letters and a half. By hard, honest labor I've dug all the large words out of my vocabulary and shaved it down till the average is three and a half… I never write "metropolis" for seven cents, because I can get the same money for "city… ”

- Mark Twain
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