“ I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night. ”
- Woody Allen- Copy
- 241
“ There is no such thing as a life of passion any more than a continuous earthquake, or an eternal fever. Besides, who would ever shave themselves in such a state? ”
- Lord Byron- Copy
- 890
“ The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. ”
- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.- Copy
- 2K
“ I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though! ”
- Lee Ryan- Copy
- 751
“ The best thing about switching from being an actor to being a director is that you don't have to shave or hold your stomach in anymore. ”
- Dick Powell- Copy
- 617
“ Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. ”
- Samuel Hoffenstein- Copy
- 235
“ While Darwinian Man, though well-behaved. At best is only a monkey shaved! ”
- William Gilbert- Copy
- 1.5K
“ Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even die of prostate cancer before we even get a chance to try him, dammit! ”
- Ted Turner- Copy
- 2.2K
“ There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard. ”
- Jean Cocteau- Copy
- 746
“ Most people seem to think I'm the kind of guy who shaves with a blowtorch. Actually, I'm bookish and worrisome. ”
- Burt Lancaster- Copy
- 1.8K
“ Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it! ”
- Davy Crockett- Copy
- 27
“ Darwinian man, though well behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. ”
- W. S. Gilbert- Copy
- 1.8K
“ The idea of a band nowadays is 5 pretty boys, one with a tattoo, one with a shaved head, and on and on. What the f**k is that? I mean, I like Britney Spears, I think she's pretty, but I'm not from the Mickey Mouse Club-I'm from the Godzilla Club! ”
- Ozzy Osbourne- Copy
- 2.5K
“ If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the happiness of his life than in giving him a thousand guineas. This sum may be soon spent, the regret only remaining of having foolishly consumed it; but in the other case, he escapes the frequent vexation of waiting for barbers, and of their sometimes dirty fingers, offensive breaths, and dull razors. ”
- Benjamin Franklin- Copy
- 777
“ An average English word is four letters and a half. By hard, honest labor I've dug all the large words out of my vocabulary and shaved it down till the average is three and a half… I never write "metropolis" for seven cents, because I can get the same money for "city… ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
- 3.2K
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