Quotes of Simpson - somelinesforyou

“ If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Good things don't end in 'eum,' they end in 'mania' or 'teria. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat! ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ O.J. Simpson always said he didn't do it. ”

- Johnnie Cochran

“ Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get. ”

- Homer

“ Me fail english? Thats unpossible. ”

- Matt Groening

“ Operator! Give me the number for 911! ”

- Homer

“ Mmm... Organized Crime. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ I won't apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way that I am. ”

- Homer

“ They didn't have any aspirin, so I got you some cigarettes. ”

- Homer

“ You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Oh, kids are great! You can teach them to hate what you hate! ”

- Homer

“ I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode. I think it was called... The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down. ”

- Homer

“ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. ”

- Homer

“ I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats. ”

- Homer

“ If you really want something, and really work hard, and take advantage of opportunities, and never give up, you will find a way. ”

- Jane Goodall

“ And I'm not easily impressed — WOW, A BLUE CAR! ”

- Homer

“ Carnies built this country, the carnival part of it anyway. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built. Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a windowbox. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Chief justice of the supreme court. What great men he would join - John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Berger, mmmm burger. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Aah! Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow. Oww! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow! ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Boy , Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michaelmelangelo? ”

- Homer Simpson

“ AHHH. Donuts... What can't they do. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Mmmm...Forbidden donut. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911! ”

- Homer Simpson
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