“ To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
- 753
“ Nobody should smoke cigarettes - and smoking with an ulcer is like pouring gasoline on a burning house. ”
- Sara Murray Jordan- Copy
- 3.4K
“ We have what I think we call the smoking gun,... The additional evidence clearly demonstrates the testimony Mr. Galloway provided the sub-committee was false and misleading. ”
- Norm Coleman- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less. ”
- Dan Quayle- Copy
- 1.3K
“ I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself. ”
- Barbara Kelly- Copy
- 1.4K
“ We know is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good. ”
- Bob Dole- Copy
- 1.5K
“ You know, it's cigarettes that killed Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes. ”
- John Mellencamp- Copy
- 592
“ I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed. ”
- Jerome K. Jerome- Copy
- 3.2K
“ A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? ”
- Oscar Wilde- Copy
- 900
“ There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes. ”
- Katharine Whitehorn- Copy
- 142
“ Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief. ”
- Bill Vaughan- Copy
- 1.2K
“ Rather, she simply is the Ultimate Hostess who tells you when your table's ready. It's up to other powers what section you're seated in ”
- John C. Straffin- Copy
- 706
“ The Germans are the most philosophic people in the world, and the greatest smokers: now I trace their philosophy to their smoking. Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of this life not only decently, but dignifiedly. ”
- George Borrow- Copy
- 81
“ If an addict who has been completely cured starts smoking again he no longer experiences the discomfort of his first addiction. There exists, therefore, outside alkaloids and habit, a sense for opium, an intangible habit which lives on, despite the recasting of the organism… ”
- Jean Cocteau- Copy
- 3K
“ The other thing is, when you see somebody smoking and you're trying to quit, you get that urge again. It doesn't help people quit. ”
- Richard Roberts- Copy
- 1.7K
“ It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
- 933
“ I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since. ”
- Arturo Toscanini- Copy
- 870
“ Smoking pot... thanks for putting down the pipe and talking to me. ”
- Stephen Colbert- Copy
- 2.3K
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