Quotes of Split - somelinesforyou

“ Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with. ”

- Mark Twain

“ In every pang that rends the heart the Man of Sorrows has a part. ”

- Michael Bruce

“ If it isn't a success, that still wouldn't be grounds for divorce. ”

- Geena Davis

“ Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. ”

- Helen Rowland

“ I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book. ”

- Gloria Swanson

“ We need a sense of the value of time — that is, of the best way to divide one's time into one's various activities. ”

- Arnold Bennett

“ A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you. ”

- Margaret Atwood

“ When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. ”

- Helen Rowland

“ Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles. ”

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

“ France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are "made in America.". ”

- Helen Rowland

“ Two lives that once part are as ships that divide. ”

- Edward Bulwer Lytton

“ What is a Communist? One who has yearnings for equal division of unequal earnings. ”

- Ebenezer Elliot

“ Divide and rule, the politician cries; unite and lead, is watchword of the wise. ”

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“ This was the most unkindest cut of all; For when the noble Caesar saw him stab, Ingratitude, more strong than traitor's arm, Quite vanquish'd him; then burst his mighty heart. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ No tears and the writer, no tears and the reader. ”

- Robert Frost

“ The world breaks every one and afterward many are strong at the broken places. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ Happiness adds and multiplies, as we divide it with others. ”

- A. Nielsen

“ It is said that the wounded deer sheds tears; but it belongs to man only, to "weep with them that weep," and by sympathy to divide another's sorrows, and double another's joys. ”

- Thomas Guthrie

“ Crying is part of the adventure. ”

- Gail Carson Levine

“ No, I'll not weep:I have full cause of weeping; but this heartShall break into a hundred thousand flawsOr ere I'll weep. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade, and that those cuts leave scars upon our souls. ”

- Unknown

“ Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings. ”

- Evan Esar

“ An epigram is the marriage of wit and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce. ”

- Evan Esar

“ Some people seem born with a head in which the thin partition that divides great wit from folly is wanting. ”

- Robert Southey

“ Feast of Gregory, Bishop of Nyssa, & his sister Macrina, Teachers, c.394 & c.379 Humility is the root, mother, nurse, foundation, and bond of all virtue. ”

- St. John Chrysostom

“ Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage. ”

- Tertullian

“ Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. ”

- John Heywood

“ The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce. ”

- Unknown

“ When he had the stress fracture or whatever it was two years ago, the trainers told him it was caused in part because of a circulation problem brought on by the high socks. ”

- Bruce Weber

“ Part of my job is to train people to break down an involved question into a series of simple matters. Then we can all act intelligently. ”

- Richard Deupree
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