“ I… chose my wife as she did her wedding-gown, not for a fine glossy surface, but such qualities as would wear well. ”
- Oliver Goldsmith- Copy
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“ An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. ”
- Agatha Christie- Copy
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“ When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband! ”
- Shana Alexander- Copy
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“ As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. ”
- Roseanne Barr- Copy
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“ My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes. ”
- Mal Pancoast- Copy
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“ As good luck would have it, comes in one Mistress Page, gives intelligence of Ford's approach, and in her invention, and Ford's wife's distraction, they conveyed me into a buck-basket. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
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“ My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. ”
- Rodney Dangerfield- Copy
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“ And while the wicket falls behind Her steps, I thought if I could find A wife I need not blush to show I've little further now to go. ”
- William Barnes- Copy
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“ I'm sorry to say my dear wife is a dreamer, and as she dreams she gets paler and leaner. Then be off to your Dream, with his fly-away hat, I stay with the girls who are happy and fat. ”
- Stevie Smith- Copy
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“ Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife. ”
- Benjamin Franklin- Copy
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“ By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you will become very happy; if you get a bad one, you will become a philosopher — and that is good for any man. ”
- Socrates- Copy
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“ Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, the the other, to let her have it. ”
- Lyndon B. Johnson- Copy
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“ I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ You know I met you, Kist you, and prest you close within my arms, With all the tenderness of wifely love. ”
- John Dryden- Copy
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“ The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. ”
- Shirley MacLaine- Copy
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“ There 's the humour of it. - The Merry Wives of Windsor. Act ii. Sc. 1. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
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“ Such duty as the subject owes the prince, Even such a woman oweth to her husband. - The Taming of the Shrew. Act v. Sc. 2. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
- 2.5K
“ It seemed to him that the tie between husband and wife, even if breakable in prosperity, should be indissoluble in misfortune. ”
- Edith Wharton- Copy
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