“ Back surgery isn't a pleasant experience. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone and I think my back surgery aggravated the arthritis. ”
- Barry Gibb- Copy
- 635
“ I have had an operation on my back and apparently arthritis occurs with a lot of people who have had back surgery. ”
- Barry Gibb- Copy
- 1.1K
“ If you act like you know what you're doing, you can do anything you want — except neurosurgery. ”
- John Lowenstein- Copy
- 2.2K
“ I think the easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse. ”
- Dennis Miller- Copy
- 4K
“ I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. ”
- Winston Bennett- Copy
- 2.6K
“ I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery. ”
- Joan Rivers- Copy
- 3K
“ My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again. ”
- Natalie Portman- Copy
- 2.3K
“ Having your fate rest in the hands of a jury is the same as entrusting yourself to surgery with a mentally retarded doctor. ”
- Bill Messing- Copy
- 1.2K
“ If a man needs his appendix taken out, his gallbladder treated and some brain surgery as well, I don't think too many doctors would do the jobs simultaneously. ”
- Bob Lavner- Copy
- 1K
“ I don't have a problem with someone having plastic surgery, but I think it's crazy for everyone to have the same body. ”
- Eva Green- Copy
- 2.6K
“ I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. ”
- Rita Rudner- Copy
- 2.3K
“ I think I'm still trying to find my feet as an actor. And I know it ain't brain surgery, but it confuses me and it comes between me and my sleep a lot. ”
- Colin Farrell- Copy
- 92
“ The practice of medicine is a thinker's art, the practice of surgery a plumber's. ”
- Martin H. Fisher- Copy
- 3.5K
“ I tended to faint when I saw accident victims in the emergency ward, during surgery, or while drawing blood. ”
- Michael Crichton- Copy
- 383
“ You are cautious in showing your true self to others. Have you thought about plastic surgery? ”
- Dr. Squid- Copy
- 368
“ Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery. ”
- Joan Rivers- Copy
- 2.3K
“ Plastic surgery and breast implants are fine for people who want that, if it makes them feel better about who they are. But, it makes these people, actors especially, fantasy figures for a fantasy world. Acting is about being real being honest. ”
- Kate Winslet- Copy
- 3.5K
“ Studio press agents make up anything they want to, and reporters go along with it. One flack created the legend that I had been blown up in an air crash during the war, and my face had to be put back together by way of plastic surgery. If it is a 'bionic face,' why didn't they do a better job of it? ”
- Jack Palance- Copy
- 2.2K
“ There are a lot of myths about my injuries. They say I have broken every bone in my body. Not true. But I have broken 35 bones. I had surgery 14 times to pin and plate. I shattered my pelvis. I forget all of the things that have broke. ”
- Evel Knievel- Copy
- 154
“ I always knew I wanted to be a character in the movies. When I was growing up, I had to have a lot of surgery, and I spent a lot of time recovering at home and in the hospital. Watching movies took me away from my own problems and gave me a total escape. ”
- Josh Ryan Evans- Copy
- 2.7K
“ People call me an optimist, but I'm really an appreciator… years ago, I was cured of a badly infected finger with antibiotics when once my doctor could have recommended only a hot water soak or, eventually, surgery… When I was six years old and had scarlet fever, the first of the miracle drugs, sulfanilamide, saved my life… ”
- Julian Simon- Copy
- 2.5K
“ SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD: Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary. ”
- Joe Bob Briggs- Copy
- 3.2K
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