“ The way I figure it, you've got the same chance of winning the lottery whether you buy a ticket or not. ”
- Fran Liebowicz- Copy
- 3.4K
“ One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth. ”
- Joe Garagiola- Copy
- 2K
“ A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. ”
- Bill Vaughan- Copy
- 2.9K
“ I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs. ”
- Alan Davies- Copy
- 2.2K
“ Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people. ”
- Martina Navratilova- Copy
- 1K
“ I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. ”
- Steve Nash- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Just because Fate doesn't deal the right cards doesn't mean you should give up… it just means you have to play the cards you get to their maximum potential. ”
- Les Brown- Copy
- 962
“ We turned what is virtually a glorified independent label into one of the powerhouse labels in the town. ”
- Toby Keith- Copy
- 450
“ Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. ”
- F. M. Knowles- Copy
- 2.9K
“ Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. ”
- Henry Kissinger- Copy
- 674
“ When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. ”
- George Carlin- Copy
- 1.5K
“ What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. ”
- Dave Barry- Copy
- 352
“ All are inclined to believe what they covet, from a lottery-ticket up to a passport to Paradise. ”
- Lord Byron- Copy
- 3.8K
“ I don't want to read about some of these actresses who are around today; they sound like my niece in Scarsdale. I love my niece in Scarsdale, but I won't buy tickets to see her act. ”
- Vincent Price- Copy
- 145
“ The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it. ”
- T. S. Eliot- Copy
- 2.1K
“ Opportunity is what America is all about, and education is the key to opportunity. It's a ticket out of poverty. ”
- George H. Bush- Copy
- 732
“ There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
- 3K
“ What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. ”
- Dave Barry- Copy
- 378
“ I understand people who boo us. It's like going to Broadway show, you pay for your tickets and expect to be entertained. When you're not, you have a right to complain. ”
- Sparky Anderson- Copy
- 2K
“ Today I bought two lottery tickets, because I had a feeling that it would be now or never — they were both blanks. So I am not going to be rich after all. Nothing at all to be done about it. ”
- Eva Braun- Copy
- 2.6K
“ Our first single, 'Ticket To Ride', was a kind of half-hit, half flop: in some places it was number one, in others it was ash-tray material. ”
- Karen Carpenter- Copy
- 431
“ We all like to hear a man speak out on his convictions and principles. But at the same time, you must understand that when you're running on a ticket, you're running with a team. ”
- Richard J. Daley- Copy
- 782
“ Once I was checking to hotel and a couple saw my ring with Blues on it. They said, 'You play blues. That music is so sad.' I gave them tickets to the show, and they came up afterwards and said, 'You didn't play one sad song.'. ”
- Buddy Guy- Copy
- 818
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