“ Here's to your good health, and your family's good health, and may you all live long and prosper. ”
- Washington Irving- Copy
- 3.4K
“ I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'. ”
- Jay Leno- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Here's a health to the lass with the merry black eyes! Here's a health to the lad with the blue ones! ”
- William Winter- Copy
- 2.9K
“ First pledge our Queen this solemn night, Then drink to England, every guest; That man's the best Cosmopolite Who knows his native country best. ”
- Lord Alfred Tennyson- Copy
- 2.7K
“ A health to the nut-brown lass, With the hazel eyes: let it pass..... As much to the lively grey 'Tis as good i' th' night as day:.... She's a savour to the glass, And excuse to make it pass. ”
- Sir John Suckling- Copy
- 2.6K
“ Give me the cups, And let the kettle to the trumpet speak, The trumpet to the cannoneer without, The cannons to the heavens, the heaven to earth, 'Now the king drinks to Hamlet.'. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
- 2.9K
“ May your glass be ever full.May the roof over your head be always strong.And may you be in heaven half an hourBefore the devil knows you're dead. ”
- Irish Blessing- Copy
- 3.1K
“ To the old, long life and treasure; To the young, all health and pleasure. ”
- Ben Jonson- Copy
- 1.1K
“ The bubble winked at me, and said, "You'll miss me brother, when you're dead. ”
- Oliver Herford- Copy
- 694
“ Some hae meat and canna eat, — And some wad eat that want it; But we hae meat, and we can eat, Sae let the Lord be thankit. ”
- Robert Burns- Copy
- 670
“ There is a bright spot or two for the Spaniards. French toast has become freedom toast on the Air Force One breakfast menu, but the Spanish omelet is still a Spanish omelet. ”
- Suzanne Fields- Copy
- 929
“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
- 3K
“ Here's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here's to the widow of fifty; Here's to the flaunting, extravagant quean; And here's to the housewife that's thrifty. (Chorus:) Let the toast pass, — Drink to the lass, I'll warrant she'll prove an excuse for the glass. ”
- Richard Brinsley Sheridan- Copy
- 2.1K
“ St. Leon raised his kindling eye, And lifts the sparkling cup on high; "I drink to one," he said, "Whose image never may depart, Deep graven on this grateful heart, Till memory be dead.".... St. Leon paused, as if he would Not breathe her name in careless mood Thus lightly to another; Then bent his noble head, as though To give the word the reverence due, And gently said, "My mother! ”
- Sir Walter Scott- Copy
- 3.4K
“ We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
- 2.7K
“ The thirst that from the soul doth rise, Doth ask a drink divine; But might I of Jove's nectar sup, I would not change for thine. ”
- Ben Jonson- Copy
- 1.3K
“ Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine; Or leave a kiss but in the cup, And I'll not look for wine. ”
- Ben Jonson- Copy
- 3K
“ Here's to old Adam's crystal ale, Clear sparkling and divine, Fair H2O, long may you flow, We think your health (in wine). ”
- Oliver Herford- Copy
- 2K
“ Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. ”
- Helen Rowland- Copy
- 3K
“ Drink to her that each loves best, And if you nurse a flame That's told but to her mutual breast, We will not ask her name. ”
- Thomas Campbell- Copy
- 601
“ This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste. ”
- Ernest Hemingway- Copy
- 1.8K
“ I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. ”
- Dick Martin- Copy
- 3.7K
“ Here's to our beloved George Washington, the Joshua of America, who commanded the sun and the moon to sand still — and they obeyed. ”
- Benjamin Franklin- Copy
- 816
“ Dowling Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine; Or leave a kiss but in the cup, And I'll not look for wine. ”
- Ben Jonson- Copy
- 2K
“ Here's a sigh to those who love me And a smile to those who hate; And whatever sky's above me, Here's a heart for every fate. ”
- Lord Byron- Copy
- 2.1K
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