“ When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. ”
- Clarence Darrow- Copy
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“ I've gone into hundreds of and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her. ”
- New York City detective- Copy
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“ My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. ”
- Orson Welles- Copy
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“ I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. ”
- Henny Youngman- Copy
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“ Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? ”
- Francois De La Rochefoucauld- Copy
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“ I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell. ”
- Harry S.Truman- Copy
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“ I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell. ”
- Harry S.Truman- Copy
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“ My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there. ”
- Indira Gandhi- Copy
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“ The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them. ”
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe- Copy
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“ I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ''Get the hell off my property.''. ”
- Joan Rivers- Copy
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“ When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat. ”
- Liz Winston- Copy
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“ The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is told the truth asks to be deceived. ”
- Elizabeth Jenkins- Copy
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“ When you are unhappy, is there anything more maddening than to be told that you should be contented with your lot? ”
- Kathleen Norris- Copy
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“ Faith, noun. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. ”
- Ambrose Bierce- Copy
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“ I've told you I don't live and die by the polls. Thus, I will refrain from pointing out that we're not doing too bad in those polls. ”
- President George W. Bush- Copy
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“ Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when you shout, 'Where's my clean socks?' no-one answers. ”
- Terry Pratchett- Copy
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“ Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. ”
- Alan Corenk- Copy
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“ Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
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“ I don't hire people who have to be told to be nice. I hire nice people. ”
- Leona Helmsley- Copy
- 514
“ Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, 'I'm with you kid. Let's go.'. ”
- Maya Angelou- Copy
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“ I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ”
- Rodney Dangerfield- Copy
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