“ Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'. ”
- Mitch Hedberg- Copy
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“ The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. ”
- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.- Copy
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“ Think you I bear the shears of destiny? Have I commandment on the pulse of life? ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
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“ Get the luck idea out of your head. There is such a thing as luck. But that is not what you are looking for. What you want is success. And there's no luck about that. It's just as certain as the corn crop to those who know how to raise it. ”
- Frank Crane- Copy
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“ The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion. ”
- Molly Ivins- Copy
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“ It is very hard to be a female leader. While it is assumed that any man, no matter how tough, has a soft side… and female leader is assumed to be one-dimensional. ”
- Billie Jean King- Copy
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“ Next to nothing for use.But a crop is a crop,And who's to say where The harvest shall stop? ”
- Robert Frost- Copy
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“ Instinct must be thwarted just as one prunes the branches of a tree so that it will grow better. ”
- Henri Matisse- Copy
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“ There's a right way and a wrong way to cut taxes. The Republican tax cuts reward the few, our tax cuts invest in the future. ”
- Tom Daschle- Copy
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“ I don't want to be 80 years old standing behind this chair. I have seen barbers stay too long, trying to cut hair and trembling at the same time. That won't happen to me. ”
- Jessie Hill- Copy
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“ I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. ”
- Rodney Dangerfield- Copy
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“ A man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away. ”
- Charles M. Schwab- Copy
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“ Manhood is melted into courtesies, valor into compliment, and men are only turned into tongue, and trim ones, too. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
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