Quotes of Tube - somelinesforyou

“ Even the bad of television has its good: the worse the program is for children, the quieter it keeps them. ”

- Evan Esar

“ A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source. ”

- Arthur Baer

“ As if we don't have enough violence on television. ”

- Barbara Bush

“ I have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so I'm well balanced today. ”

- Martha Stewart

“ What do you do when your competitor is drowning? Get a live hose - and stick it in his mouth. ”

- M. Douglas Ivester

“ Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons. ”

- Unknown

“ Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1 1 2 tons. ”

- Popular Mechanics

“ Smoking pot... thanks for putting down the pipe and talking to me. ”

- Stephen Colbert

“ The way to fix this is we need a better ability to know where to look. It's the drinking out of the fire hose problem. Turning up the fire hose isn't going to help. ”

- Bruce Schneier

“ Television is democracy at its ugliest. ”

- Paddy Chayefsky

“ It was dripping and, you know, and there was a whole line of cameras and microphones. I felt like - you remember the honor guards, only it was a dishonor guard. ”

- Jim Bakker

“ I do sing because I must, And pipe but as the linnets sing. ”

- Lord Alfred Tennyson

“ We were so far back in the woods, they almost had to pipe in sunlight. ”

- Roy Rogers

“ I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. ”

- W. C. Fields

“ Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief. ”

- Bill Vaughan

“ Wise are they who have learned these truths: Trouble is temporary. Time is tonic. Tribulation is a test tube. ”

- William A. Ward

“ ER was one of my favourites. I played a car accident victim who has leukemia. I got to wear a neck brace and nose tubes for the two days I worked. ”

- Dakota Fanning

“ Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in. ”

- Harold Robbins Haldeman

“ Women have more to offer this world than just a fallopian tube. Nothing is going to change until you quit looking at us as just sperm receptacles. ”

- Barbara Hall

“ Being shot out of a cannon is always better than being squeezed through a tube. ”

- Hunter S. Thompson

“ The dandelion's pallid tube Astonishes the grass, And winter instantly becomes An infinite alas. ”

- Emily Dickinson

“ Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. ”

- Earl Wilson

“ No test tube can breed love and affection. No frozen packet of semen ever read a story to a sleepy child. ”

- Shirley Williams

“ The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube. ”

- Norman Mailer

“ Wise are they who have learned these truths: Trouble is temporary. Time is a tonic. Tribulation is a test tube. ”

- Unknown

“ UNIVAC: a device, which contained 20,000 vacuum tubes, occupied 1,500 square feet and weighed 40 tons; there was also a laptop version weighing 27 tons. ”

- Dave Barry

“ There is a young and impresionable mind out there that is hungry for information. It has latched on to an electronic tube as its main source of nourishment. ”

- Joan Ganz Cooney

“ There has to be an inner peace process that treats gang members like traumatized war victims who lack counseling, jobs, and respect. A lot of that has got to be self-administered in affinity groups, counseling groups, in jail and out of jail, with resources and professional help. ”

- Tom Hayden

“ When you look at the world in a narrow way, how narrow it seems! When you look at it in a mean way, how mean it is! When you look at it selfishly, how selfish it is! But when you look at it in a broad, generous, friendly spirit, what wonderful people you find in it. ”

- Horace Rutledge

“ I'm not very good at relaxing. Reading's the main thing. On the bus, on the tube, on the loo. Literally all the time. I mean, I don't think there's a moment of the day when I wouldn't be if I was left alone. ”

- Samuel West
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