“ We are the generation that brought the bomb in. We have got to be the generation that should take it out. ”
- Martin Sheen- Copy
- 2.4K
“ The unspeakable Turk should be immediately struck out of the question, and the country be left to honest European guidance. ”
- Thomas Carlyle- Copy
- 1.6K
“ This is the biggest dysfunctional family I've ever seen. The turkey is burned up, the family is drunk, and several uncles are having a fistfight in the backyard. ”
- Gorden Allen- Copy
- 3.4K
“ All us Youngs could throw. I used to kill squirrels with a stone when I was a kid, and my granddad once killed a turkey buzzard on the fly with a rock. ”
- Cy Young- Copy
- 1.2K
“ I thank Turkish officials for their decision not to send troops to Iraq. Turkey is a friendly country, and I want a new page to be opened between us. ”
- Jalal Talabani- Copy
- 2.8K
“ If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese. ”
- Ted Nugent- Copy
- 3.2K
“ There's a lot of massacres going on in the world. As you know, 37,000 Kurds in Turkey, over a million people in Sudan. We have hundreds of thousands in Rwanda and Burundi. I mean, where do we stop? ”
- Sean Hannity- Copy
- 1.8K
“ From the German verb tinzelle-literally, to book a turkey into 1,200 theaters and make one's money before word of mouth hits. ”
- Charlie Haas- Copy
- 786
“ He is a tall, grandly built man; she tall and delicate. Both are narrow-faced with long, imperial noses; as they pose for pictures, it is a turkey buzzard sharing companionably with an egret. ”
- Richard Eder- Copy
- 610
“ A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. ”
- Kin Hubbard- Copy
- 2.1K
“ Coexistence is what the farmer does with the turkey until Thanksgiving. ”
- Mike Connolly- Copy
- 3.1K
“ We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. ”
- George Carlin- Copy
- 1.6K
“ Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey. ”
- Kurt Vonnegut- Copy
- 938
“ Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. ”
- Rita Rudner- Copy
- 448
“ A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry - that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three-Mile Island. ”
- Johnny Carson- Copy
- 1.5K
“ Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us… a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird… a social being… capable of actual affection… nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion… ”
- Berke Breathed- Copy
- 3.5K
“ It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with gourmet status. ”
- Russell Baker- Copy
- 1.7K
“ I was leafing through a magazine where there was a before-and-after picture of a woman who went from a size 5 to a size 3 by liposuction. Was she serious? I've cooked bigger turkeys than her before picture. ”
- Erma Bombeck- Copy
- 1.5K
“ It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it. There are some things in every country that you must be born to endure; and another hundred years of general satisfaction with Americans and America could not reconcile this expatriate to cranberry sauce, peanut butter, and drum majorettes. ”
- Alistair Cooke- Copy
- 355
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