“ Too many church services start at eleven sharp and end at twelve dull. ”
- Vance Havner- Copy
- 3.1K
“ We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
- 1.8K
“ Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o clock is a scoundrel. ”
- Samuel Johnson- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty. ”
- James Thurber- Copy
- 2.9K
“ Not only don't I know who I am, but I'm very suspicious of people who do know who they are. I am sometimes ten or twelve people a day, and sometimes four or five people an hour! ”
- Tom Baker- Copy
- 47
“ It started twelve and went on until twelve. I never had to buy a drink all day! ”
- Michael Bruce- Copy
- 59
“ If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty. ”
- Chris Rock- Copy
- 1.3K
“ It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. ”
- Rod Serling- Copy
- 2.1K
“ I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building. ”
- Charles M. Schulz- Copy
- 3.3K
“ When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. ”
- Norm Crosby- Copy
- 2.3K
“ Americans cannot realize how many chances for mental improvement they lose by their inveterate habit of keeping six conversations when there are twelve in the room. ”
- Ernest Dimnet- Copy
- 2.7K
“ Jury: a group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him. ”
- H. L. Mencken- Copy
- 3.9K
“ If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity marry, and perpetuate his kind. ”
- Don Marquis- Copy
- 877
“ By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. ”
- Robert Frost- Copy
- 3.5K
“ A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. ”
- Jack Benny- Copy
- 2K
“ We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. ”
- Phyllis Diller- Copy
- 3.1K
“ Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. ”
- Robert Frost- Copy
- 2.4K
“ A jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. ”
- Robert Frost- Copy
- 2.3K
“ A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. ”
- Robert Frost- Copy
- 1.1K
“ Get into a line that you will find to be a deep personal interest, something you really enjoy spending twelve to fifteen hours a day working at, and the rest of the time thinking about. ”
- Earl Nightingale- Copy
- 725
“ I am much younger now than I was at twelve or anyway, less burdened. ”
- Mary Flannery O’Connor- Copy
- 1.2K
“ I wrote for twelve years and collected 250 rejection slips before getting any fiction published, so I guess outside reinforcement isn't all that important to me. ”
- Lisa Alther- Copy
- 3.6K
“ It's about time we quit playing church in these services that start at eleven o clock sharp and end at twelve o clock dull. ”
- Vance Havner- Copy
- 3.4K
“ The jury, passing on the prisoner's life, may have in the sworn twelve a thief or two guiltier than him they try. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
- 2.6K
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