“ I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery. ”
- Joan Rivers- Copy
- 2.3K
“ When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
- 3.2K
“ I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle - so all is peace. ”
- Edward Lear- Copy
- 506
“ There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins. ”
- Josh Billings- Copy
- 2.3K
“ There are two things in particular that it failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet ; the other was the fact that the century would end. ”
- Douglas Adams- Copy
- 3.8K
“ Can it be, that the Greek grammarians invented their dual number for the particular benefit of twins? ”
- Herman Melville- Copy
- 1.8K
“ Methinks you are my glass, and not my brother: I see by you I am a sweet-faced youth. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
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“ It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister. ”
- Abigail Van Buren- Copy
- 1.6K
“ My sister and I, you will recollect, were twins, and you know how subtle are the links which bind two souls which are so closely allied. ”
- Arthur Conan Doyle- Copy
- 1.6K
“ I would live with all of my sisters if I could. We've always been very close, my sisters and me. ”
- Tom Cruise- Copy
- 1.8K
“ When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and stuffed animals, pretend like they're real dogs. ”
- Dakota Fanning- Copy
- 3.9K
“ In saving Tibet, you save the possibility that we are all brothers, sisters. ”
- Richard Gere- Copy
- 2.5K
“ It was great to be a part of such a classic period and I'm just glad to keep working. ”
- Alan Bates- Copy
- 3.2K
“ You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike. ”
- Robert Brault- Copy
- 505
“ When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!". ”
- Rodney Dangerfield- Copy
- 1.6K
“ We came into the world like brother and brother; And now let's go hand in hand, not one before another. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
- 2.7K
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