“ Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs. ”
- Florence E. King- Copy
- 199
“ Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
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“ FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears. ”
- Ambrose Bierce- Copy
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“ Diaulus, lately a doctor, is now an undertaker' what he does as an undertaker, he used to do also as a doctor. ”
- Marcus Valerius Martial- Copy
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“ Why is the hearse with scutcheons blazon'd round, And with the nodding plume of ostrich crown'd? No; the dead know it not, nor profit gain; It only serves to prove the living vain. ”
- John Gay- Copy
- 57
“ Ye undertakers, tell us, 'Midst all the gorgeous figures you exhibit, Why is the principal conceal'd, for which You make this mighty stir? ”
- Robert Blair- Copy
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“ Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs. ”
- Florence King- Copy
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“ The rare individual who honestly satisfies this heart-hunger will hold people in the palm of his hand, and even the undertaker will be sorry when he dies. ”
- Dale Carnegie- Copy
- 521
“ A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. ”
- Ambrose Bierce- Copy
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“ Let us so live that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
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“ There was a man bespake a think, Which when the owner home did bring, He that made it did refuse it: And he that brought it would not use it, And he that hath it doth now know Whether he hath it yea or no. ”
- Sir John Davies- Copy
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“ We are for aiding our allies by sharing some of our material blessings with those nations which share in our fundamental beliefs, but we are against doling out money government to government, creating bureaucracy, if not socialism, all over the world… ”
- Ronald Reagan- Copy
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