“ Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. ”
- Carl Sandburg- Copy
“ An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
“ Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ”
- Jim Davis- Copy
“ An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
“ He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put into vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in raw, inclement summers. ”
- Jonathan Swift- Copy
“ Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little. ”
- Thomas A. Dorgan- Copy
“ By this leek, I will most horribly revenge: I eat and eat, I swear. - King Henry V. Act v. Sc. 1. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
“ Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
“ There is no such thing as a good influence. Because to influence a person is to give him one's own soul. He does not think his natural thoughts, or burn with his natural passions. His virtures are not real to him. His sins, if there are such thing as sins, are borrowed… ”
- Oscar Wilde- Copy
“ We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in the different things. You want the vegetables - the lettuce, the cucumbers, the onions, the green peppers - to maintain their identity. You appreciate differences. ”
- Jane Elliot- Copy
“ I love to cook comfort food. I'll make fish and vegetables or meat and vegetables and potatoes or rice. The ritual of it is fun for me, and the creativity of it. ”
- Reese Witherspoon- Copy
“ After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps. ”
- Miss Piggy- Copy
“ An onion can make you cry, but there never was a vegetable invented to make people laugh. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
“ Emperor? You old fake! / You're no Emperor. You're just an onion. / Now then, little Peer, I'm going to peel you. ”
- Henry Jacobsen- Copy
“ I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the turnips had more to do with the effect than the potatoes. ”
- Marlene Dietrich- Copy
“ If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli. ”
- Dominic Monaghan- Copy
“ These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly. ”
- Mark Lawrenson- Copy
“ Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are, for the time being, separate, from the world, and have a harmony of aspiration. ”
- Charles Dudley Warner- Copy
“ The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq. ”
- Dennis Miller- Copy
“ All we have to do is to peel the shrines like an onion, and we will be with the king himself. ”
- Howard Carter- Copy
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