“ Language is a city to the building of which every human being brought a stone. ”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson- Copy
“ The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution - "to spew out paper. ”
- Dave Barry- Copy
“ It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong. Ralph Nichols - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. ”
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow- Copy
“ Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for forty-five minutes. ”
- Aaron Copland- Copy
“ Our high respect for a well-read man is praise enough for literature. ”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson- Copy
“ The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among some Republicans if Gore had won or if Ralph Nader had won or if Satan had won. ”
- Tucker Carlson- Copy
“ The passages of Shakespeare that we most prize were never quoted until within this century. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. ”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson- Copy
“ Let's destroy this young demagogue before he becomes another Ralph Nader. (about John Kerry). ”
- Richard M. Nixon- Copy
“ Only an inventor knows how to borrow, and every man is or should be an inventor. ”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson- Copy
“ I say that good painters imitated nature; but that bad ones vomited it. ”
- Miguel de Cervantes- Copy
“ Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say "Excuse me". ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
“ Barf: I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! : Spaceballs. ”
- Mel Brooks- Copy
“ Though one should be prepared to vomit rather frequently and disport with pink elephants and assorted grotesqueries while trying often unsuccessfully to make one's way to the toilet. ”
- William F. Buckley Jr.- Copy
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